Because we love the Simpsons.
And I’m slowly realizing the number one most important part of any play is actually having someone to be there for you when you engage in it (and after you engage in it).
There’s no substitute for that.
- H & M

Because we love the Simpsons.

And I’m slowly realizing the number one most important part of any play is actually having someone to be there for you when you engage in it (and after you engage in it).

There’s no substitute for that.

- H & M

(via untilisay)

There are some men you just can’t say no to…
- H

There are some men you just can’t say no to…

- H

laurensilkhotwife:

He sensed her experiencing one last moment of guilt and realized she wanted him to be the one to take the initiative. It was then he decided that, at least for the first kiss, she would have to come to him.

laurensilkhotwife:

It was the little kisses she gave him that made you realize she was starting to fall in love.

toricooperauthor:
“ I witnessed my wife’s first kiss with the stud who officially cracked open our marriage. It happened so fast. I was cuckolded right before my eyes within a matter of seconds. Be careful what you wish for…
”

toricooperauthor:

I witnessed my wife’s first kiss with the stud who officially cracked open our marriage. It happened so fast. I was cuckolded right before my eyes within a matter of seconds. Be careful what you wish for…

laurensilkhotwife:
“ Celebrating a successful business trip
”
laurensilkhotwife:
“ Just as she was about to go on her lunch break her boss called her in for an urgent meeting
”

laurensilkhotwife:

Just as she was about to go on her lunch break her boss called her in for an urgent meeting

untilisay:

I watch you as you smile.

You’ve only worked here a while.

You’re studying, going to school, but you’re still not sure what you want out of life.

So, you answer the phone. You say hello. You help people get to where they need to go.

You smile.

And it makes me want to stop the world, just to take a few steps toward you, just to feel what it’s like to cup your cheek. Just to look into your big eyes as I slide my cock between your lips.

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*grabs the sheets and turns off the lights*

*slowly slides hand under the sheets*

- H

toricooperauthor:
“ Inside her. Moving her. Sliding her closer to love. This afternoon you might be losing your wife forever.
”
Uhh… ha… hahaha… *gives literally everyone the shifty eyes*
Nothing to see here people! No new men in M & my relationship!...

toricooperauthor:

Inside her. Moving her. Sliding her closer to love. This afternoon you might be losing your wife forever.

Uhh… ha… hahaha… *gives literally everyone the shifty eyes*

Nothing to see here people! No new men in M & my relationship! I haven’t become super intimate and super submissive with any men lately!

(*shifty eyes!*)

(Also oh god… this picture! And that caption!!)

- H

casualcheating:

I had spent a couple hours preparing a romantic dinner for my girlfriend, only to get a text from her saying she would be working late that night. She was working on a project with her boss, and she said he needed someone to bounce ideas off of. I’ve told her several times that he works her too hard, but she just laughs.

Sometimes women like having affairs with powerful men… sometimes, some women can’t resist it. And don’t want to.

- H

(via )

Fuck…
- H Fuck…
- H Fuck…
- H Fuck…
- H Fuck…
- H Fuck…
- H Fuck…
- H

darkrelations:

She made sure his hands were tied, then she straddled him. Only her pair of underwear between them. Her hair draped down onto his face. She looked down at him and smiled.

‘Please,’ he whispered.

He stuck out, hard and cold against the air. She leaned over and breathed on it. Heat radiated…

Sometimes stories can be the best inspiration or aftercare.

- H

Well that’s two dates in two weeks.

Both duds and both very disappointing.

:/

- H & M

We got a few asks after I made my last Peach post that were kind of confused (and some people who really hated it) as to why I was posting a cartoon game character on a porn blog.
What I have to say is this: Peach could do anything she wanted... We got a few asks after I made my last Peach post that were kind of confused (and some people who really hated it) as to why I was posting a cartoon game character on a porn blog.
What I have to say is this: Peach could do anything she wanted... We got a few asks after I made my last Peach post that were kind of confused (and some people who really hated it) as to why I was posting a cartoon game character on a porn blog.
What I have to say is this: Peach could do anything she wanted... We got a few asks after I made my last Peach post that were kind of confused (and some people who really hated it) as to why I was posting a cartoon game character on a porn blog.
What I have to say is this: Peach could do anything she wanted... We got a few asks after I made my last Peach post that were kind of confused (and some people who really hated it) as to why I was posting a cartoon game character on a porn blog.
What I have to say is this: Peach could do anything she wanted...

We got a few asks after I made my last Peach post that were kind of confused (and some people who really hated it) as to why I was posting a cartoon game character on a porn blog.

What I have to say is this: Peach could do anything she wanted (ANYTHING!!) and Mario will always rescue her at the end of the journey. Because she’s his princess. Because he loves her.

It’s basically the most heartwarming cuckolding relationship that I know of.

- H

Nothing in the world (or the known universe) beats spending the day in bed with a woman who wants to roleplay a combination of sci fi and pregnancy risk.

Sometimes, it’s really just all about having fun with the one you love. :)

Happy Canada Day, everyone!

- M & H

“My species says hello through unprotected interspecies copulation to completion. What about your species, M?”

- Commander H, best girlfriend ever.