“You remember the deal: If I find condoms in my purse, I start fucking him with them from day one until we break up.
And if I don’t find any, it’ll be up to me. If I want to have sex with him, I do so bare. And it stays that way until we break up.
And if I don’t want to sleep with him, we move onto the next person and I ask the question all over again. Oh my, did you just come?”
- M
I totally don’t have a date on Friday.
- H
H totally didn’t spend the better part of her long work day using the little ladies room to rub herself silly and texting me teasing games to play tonight instead of filling out important paperwork.
- M
Nope. Totally not. :)
- H